How many of you have tried the Purina (dog food) diet?

andy f asked:


I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog……..

Duh!!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try
it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said no…..I’d been sitting in the street licking my **** when a car hit me.

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15 Responses to 'How many of you have tried the Purina (dog food) diet?'

1. Powered By Yahoo Answers - September 21st, 2009 at 5:58 am

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   RUFF RUFF grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2. Powered By Yahoo Answers - September 22nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm

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   Good one. Thanks for the laugh.

3. Powered By Yahoo Answers - September 26th, 2009 at 2:02 am

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   hahahaha this lady really bought your story? HILARIOUS.

4. Powered By Yahoo Answers - September 26th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

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   omg you’re my favorite

5. Powered By Yahoo Answers - September 26th, 2009 at 4:07 pm

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   is this a joke?

6. Powered By Yahoo Answers - September 28th, 2009 at 3:23 am

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   I got this email once, it’s really funny!

7. Powered By Yahoo Answers - September 29th, 2009 at 5:17 am

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   thats so stupid yet funny no there is no such thing

8. Powered By Yahoo Answers - September 29th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

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   hahahaha…thanks for a good laugh!!

9. Powered By Yahoo Answers - October 2nd, 2009 at 5:55 am

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   GAFAWWWWWW!! That is too funny!

10. Powered By Yahoo Answers - October 5th, 2009 at 2:29 am

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    nope not me lmao.x.x.x.
    good one though made me giggle hehe

11. Powered By Yahoo Answers - October 7th, 2009 at 7:33 pm

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    I don’t believe you. I think that this never happened and you want to try to feel cool, but you’re not, so you try to impress people that you know will never really know the truth. Have a nice day.

12. Powered By Yahoo Answers - October 10th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

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    somehow I don’t believe you told that whole story.

13. Powered By Yahoo Answers - October 13th, 2009 at 7:15 am

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    Good story. Isn’t it nice to be crabby once in a while?

14. Powered By Yahoo Answers - October 16th, 2009 at 7:34 am

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    WTF?!?!?! i’ve never heard of that. i don’t think this will be popular. too gross to hear!

15. Powered By Yahoo Answers - October 16th, 2009 at 11:58 pm

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    LMAO!!!